5:30-6:00 Woke up. Yep. That's just how life is for me. Apparently I should start sleeping earlier because I have a D&D session on Wednesday. Clicked on the internet for half an hour, you know how it is.
6:00- Sandwich created. Consists of cheap whole wheat, beef slices, hot mustard, and TWO proc cheeses because I feel like being a big spender today. Estimated cost of sandwich: 80 cents. Did the laundry.
Today’s unfortunate sexbot breakthrough = a poster you can make out with
We are headed towards a Masturbation Singularity. A masturbation singularity refers to the hypothetical future emergence of greater-than-human-intercourse masturbation through technological means.
I'm fascinated by Japanese Culture. They have hug pillows for their favorite characters, have inventions that stimulate sexual organs, love dolls, virtual girlfriends for the DS, fleshlights, fuck a jars, and oh yes, the visual novel.
Our western porno scene has none of this, save for fleshlights and vagina mold casts of famous pornstars.
With all these new inventions, it is possible that eventually we will undergo a singularity in which masturbation is better than actual sex. Think about it, would you rather have sex with Carmen98 the sex droid, or....any one woman in the world!? Your preference can be readily changed to your whim. Breast size? Eye color? Personality? If you like Vore, she's into that too!
Well HC, what would be the result of a masturbation singularity? The Collapse of Human Civilization. We need only look again to our brothers in the East. The otakus in Japan are so prevalent that porn is being shown at regular hours on TV. Children Programming is on its way out, because the audience is "growing up", but single, so there aren't any children. Japan is suffering from a decreasing population.
Wait, let's take a moment to look at wiki to see if everything I'm saying is BS...
"A number of factors contributed to the trend toward small families: high education, devotion to raising healthy children, late marriage, increased participation of women in the labor force, small living spaces, education about the problems of overpopulation, and the high costs of child education."
Yep, sorry, the decreasing population of Japan has nothing to do with otakus.
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So yeah, where was I?... right. We're all going to have sex with droids and not care to create meaningful relationships. As a result, all the horny bastards out there would die off because they had nobody to create their offspring with. All the women would stop caring about how they looked because it was useless to compete. No, I take that back. It would become extremely easy for cyborgs to swap out their physical features. (Ghost in the Shell, anybody?) Sexual orientation itself would become irrelevant, when a man can picture another man as a woman instead.
So why does all this talk even matter? Discussing it is part of science fiction. Jules Verne was one of the first science fiction writers... "Verne wrote about space, air, and underwater travel before air travel and practical submarines were invented, and before practical means of space travel had been devised.". That's why I like Science Fiction over fantasy. We have to look inwards at today's society and predict from an infinite number of possibilities. rather than fucking throw it all out the window and say "oh look magic and dragons!!".
So what does this mean for AD3? Well, I have to think about it. Currently in AD3, the space travel technology is so advanced that it makes stuff like ballistic firearms extremely obsolete. I don't want cyborgs running around either, because that'd be too damn easy. There's also the problem of the Alien Galactic Hub, in which an advanced alien utopian society rules and does their own thing with very advanced technology. The answer I had to make this all work was repressed technology. Humans are so destructive and so stupid, that we cannot handle the technology if it was given to us, so they simply don't give it to us. That's why we use guns.
But what does this mean in terms of sex droids? Hmmm... I wonder what an almighty alien race do.
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Are there hot alien females? If there are, I highly suggest a scene where the protagonist gets raped by a hottie alien chick.
ReplyDeleteThey would give us cloning technology so we wouldnt all die out from the Masterbation Singularity. Instant twins sceene!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think we have a winner
DeleteYeah. There's the Turellian race (which like Humans, are not allowed full access to technology).
ReplyDeleteI don't want an alien circus like Mass Effect, so there won't be that many aliens at all in AD3. Other aliens will be referred to, but never directly seen.
As for this Turellian, designing it is difficult, as I am not attracted to aliens. I do not have any idea what the fuck it is that makes you like Blue Helmet flare heads, funky space elf ears, or appendage like headtails. I have no fucking idea, so this will be amusing.
Actually, I argue that by the time we reach this "masturbation singularity," we will already be incorporating some of its technology into our own bodies, a 'la the transhumanist response to the ACTUAL singularity. And, indeed, why not? I know what I'D say if offered the chance to shed this filthy husk of meat and be encased in a gleaming shell of metal.
ReplyDeleteEven if it meant replacing my dick with a hypersensitive smart-plastic alloy ribbed for a lady's pleasure.
...This is a weird conversation.
Haha, you're taking it too far. I believe I was trying to guess as to what masturbation would be like if it were better than sex.
DeleteBut I guess for some people that's already, true, haha.
The almighty aliens set out to breed humans like how we do with endangered pandas. They create super sophisticated sex droids to harvest semen from men and use it to secretly impregnate women in their sleep, causing a new cult to arise out of the mass immaculate conception.
ReplyDeleteI think you're onto something there. While we're not exactly endangered, there is a desire to cultivate us in terms of unnatural selection.
DeleteWhat if women could never give birth regularly anymore, and were forced to give birth by predetermined semen donor pairing?
This almighty alien race is starting to sound pretty cool.
There will be some weirdos that are into the kinkiness of having sex with actual humans and engaging in reproduction, at least on occasion, and natural selection will favor those freaks.
ReplyDeleteLife finds a way
Any Easter hentai?
ReplyDeleteAny news?
ReplyDeleteI heard he found Jesus Christ on Easter and gave up hentai for the sake of religion.
ReplyDeleteThat's not funny, that's not funny at all. But yea just out of curiousity how long would you say it takes to I don't know make CG into a flash Lovesworder. *looks away and begins to whistle*
DeleteDon't worry, he always had a little bit of difficulty when things were going well, so we may have to wait a bit more now that things have changed in his life. But he has thus far always come through, eventually.
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